#ScrumCargoCult Teams set the first item out of many in the sprint as its goal instead of adding items which merely support meeting the goal
— Piotr Maksimczyk (@AgilePiMa) May 11, 2015
#ScrumCargoCult Teams do not voluntarily use scrum events to change their mind. They go to obligatory ceremonies to justify firm convictions
— Piotr Maksimczyk (@AgilePiMa) May 11, 2015
#ScrumCargoCult Cyclic meeting called "grooming" as the only correct way of product backlog refinement. Haw can it be ongoing process then?
— Piotr Maksimczyk (@AgilePiMa) May 11, 2015
#ScrumCargoCult User story as the only form of defining requirements. As a user I want to set my passwd. No! I need my problem to be solved.
— Piotr Maksimczyk (@AgilePiMa) May 11, 2015
#ScrumCargoCult Standing Up as the only way of doing daily scrum. Dev1 stands, dev2 stands, dev3 stands, the progress in sprint also stands.
— Piotr Maksimczyk (@AgilePiMa) May 11, 2015
#ScrumCargoCult Leonardo Fibonacci playing planning poker as the only way of estimating. Try 1-2-4-8, M-L-XL, 1-TFB-NFC, #NoEstimates, etc.
— Piotr Maksimczyk (@AgilePiMa) May 11, 2015